Men scratch their, er, you know. Why? Because they can and they enjoy it, that's why. If women had 'em, they would scratch them, too, but only in private. Men fart whenever they feel like it. Women don't. I'm surprised that more women haven't blown up because of that.
Hetero men HATE to shop, girls. Get used to it. Most men not only don't clip coupons, they don't give a rat about coupons. Those that do deserve to see a psychiatrist and get some meds.
Most men love to watch the Godfather and Death Wish movies. They don't try to figure out why they like them. They just like them and don't worry about it.
Women lie about their age. Men not only don't lie about their age, they brag about what they can still do at their age, but in all honesty, they do lie about that.
Women worry about getting old. Men worry about their women getting old, but not about themselves getting old.
Women are always asking loaded questions, and only stupid men would dare try to answer them: every possible answer they give will get them in trouble.
When a man asks a women how her day went, he really doesn't care what she says. When a women asks a man the same thing, she wants a second-by-second explanation, yet she knows the only answer she will usually get is "it went fine."
When a women says, "If you REALLY loved me you would....." and any man with half-a-brain knows she is telling him she doesn't think he really loves her. Any man who would try to answer that challenge deserves swift castration.
BJs are good. Smart women know this. It also keeps them from talking for a while.
Men are not sensitive people. Men are warriers and aggressors. It's in our genes. Get used to it, ladies. If you want a man who likes to cry, find Momma's boy or a Gay man.
(I made some of this up, but not all of it!)
Farkel
Wow Farkel
That’s a bit too much truth for me this time of night. Time to get out of here. It’s guna get ugly now…..
Edit to add:
Yucky's good right...????